Who Needs A Reason to Drink? They’re Everywhere!

On stage March 1st and I said to the audience; “I’ve just finished that thing where you don’t drink for a month. What’s it called again?” Person 1: “Lent” Person 2: “Being a boring prick.” Person 3: “Losing the ability to talk to girls.” Person 4: “Probation.” Person 4 wins. I don’t know what they Read More

Hey mate, would you like a drink?

So I’m not drinking for February. Since the start of February I’ve been offered alcohol 237 times, but who’s counting? Not me, I made that up. It actually feels like far more than that. If I were counting the amount of times I’ve thought about alcohol, well I’d need thousands of fingers and toes to Read More

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