April 2015

Candy Crush is wrecking your brain

We’re obsessed with instant gratification. Which makes us look great on the outside, but leaves us with nothing on the inside. We’re surrounded by addicts; everyone who’s constantly pressing, clicking or nearly getting squished by cars while glancing at their phones. So basically, that’s all of us. It’s not the phones that we’re addicted to, it’s Read More

Was Jesus the First Supermodel?

The first supermodel in the history of ever. There is compelling evidence that it was, in fact, Jesus. I’m completely flummoxed as to why nobody’s come up with this theory before. Or maybe they have, but I’ve never read about it, so let’s just pretend they haven’t and that I’m a genius. Models often slim Read More

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