June 2012

The Lingerie Football League is NOT Sport

Hot chicks running around in their underwear playing footy. What’s wrong with that? It’s a genius combination of two of the greatest things on earth. Women and sport. Come on, it’s not hurting anybody. Well according to the naysayers, the intellectuals and anyone else who’s completely eliminated the fun from their lives, the lingerie football Read More

It’s Not a Warzone

Last week a friend of mine said, ‘Come on, let’s get a donut. I’m starving.’ I told him, ‘You’re not starving. People in North Korea and Africa are starving.’ He said, ‘Fair enough, but I can only afford one donut.’ Then on the news the other night, a local councilor spoke out against bars on Read More